Twiztid Album

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Fighting broke out over night between rival faction
iniatial reports claim jet fighter bombed a guerilla base killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians.

I mean i was just sitting there and they walked up on my porch with a draft thats fucking insane i don't
even know how to fight it

Stand up for your country we need you to fight my war and i'm not gonna tell you what it's about

It's more or less a mockery a hipocrasy of americas society

I was just sittin' on my porch it came up out the field then there was a bright light

Alien life forms do exist and there is recommended documentation proving the fact that they in existense
and do live in outer space
You can argue the points but the proof is there

For the love of Christ we put our faith and our profit into our son

I was told never to talk about what happened on that day when i was abducted (coughing) the courts and my
lawyers suggested that i keep it to myself for a large cash settlemet

Myth myth myth...

This is not a test i repeat this is not a test you must take shelter immediantly any kind of cover you
have seek it. This broadcast is on behalf of all of our safety
God bless and god speed - we're all gonna die

Right here we are sorted by the maker depending on the karma of the spirit shall reveal the destination

Eternity for each and every one of us
Will you withstand and see the face of St. Peter
As he smiles and greets you with a warm welcome?
Or will you decline to the likes of him?
Who would have you spend eternity begging for mercy?
The choice is yours. Do you care? You should. They do.

[Jamie Madrox]
No relation
Or 2nd coming of dark spawn
We're preparing a path for the children of Babylon
In search of Zion
Or a chemical release
At least it gives us inner peace for a second so we can sleep
Riddled by day dreams & puzzled by life
All of us are running through darkness in search of the light
As the demons disappear like phantoms in mirrors
And reappear transformed in the form of your fears
I got a feeling that you think it's a phony and far fetched
Till you're devoid of all hope and virtually helpless
It's necessary to never let it get worse than its gotten
It'll go on forever even after your rotten
And depending on the karma of spirit
Dwelling in inner being
Will determine eternity
Unless you intervene
With your man made destiny
And the myth it withholds
You will never find the light
As long as your eyes are closed

[Chorus]
Are you going to hell or to heaven?
Did you walk with the sinners
Or pray with the reverend?
Tell the truth I did a little of both
And ain't no telling where I'm going
Till my body's a ghost
And we sing
The whole worlds gonna hate me in the end
When they're surrounded by nothing but the fire (nothing but the fire)
You can lie, but you're soaking in sin
When you die let you're karma begin
From the beginning to the end

[Monoxide]
You can see all around you right
So don't act like you don't recognize the light
And in spite of all the things that you did and I forgive
You will end up sitting where the devil lives
I told you all in the beginning I would have the last laugh
And your karma is the reason that you burn like gas
And in the past I been known to be a little to passive
But like I just said I'll be the last one laughing
Hopefully this will all make sense
When your looking through the fiery fence
And I commence
To keep walking through time
With a list of these names
That I guarantee their karma's gonna
Burn in these flames
So speak my name
And hate me for what I'm saying
But trust me I ain't playing
I think you should start praying
Hoping it starts paying off
The poison that your spraying often
Enough to really tick me off
An' I bust

[Chorus]
Are you going to hell or to heaven?
Did you walk with the sinners
Or pray with the reverend?
Tell the truth I did a little of both
And ain't no telling where I'm going
Till my body's a ghost
And we sing
The whole worlds gonna hate me in the end
When they're surrounded by nothing but the fire (nothing but the fire)
You can lie, but you're soaking in sin
When you die let you're karma begin
From the beginning to the end

[Monoxide]
Now you can do whatever you want to me
But in the end your gonna burn like weed it may seem like he's working for me
But I swear there's no ties
Just a collaboration of your bullshit and lies
And your demise will come when I rise like the sun
And bring the drama with the muthafucking
I'm the chosen one so all your guns are obsolete
you better bring the devil when you think of fucking with me

[Jamie Madrox]
At the point where you cease an exist to be
An clutch your fist in the state of the sight of your own grim reality
It ain't nobody's fault but your own
You had a choice in life now it's gone and it's time to move along
You can float to the heavens where the angels fly away
Or descend into gallows where atheists learn to pray
Ain't no place you wanna stay so you better choose wisely
Unless you wanna gamble with whatever might be

[Chorus]
Are you going to hell or to heaven?
Did you walk with the sinners
Or pray with the reverend?
Tell the truth I did a little of both
And ain't no telling where I'm going
Till my body's a ghost
And we sing
The whole worlds gonna hate me in the end
When they're surrounded by nothing but the fire (nothing but the fire)
You can lie, but you're soaking in sin
When you die let you're karma begin
From the beginning to the end

From the beginning to the end

From the beginning to the end

[Monoxide]
I want everybody listening now to say this
Twiztid is the muthafucking shit
And everybody else who feels that I'm a little out of line
Come see me when you hitting rewind and you will find
That I'm an ex-con serial killa axe wielding for real-a big gorilla
As I walk in the shadow of death
I bitch slap his ass and then I light a cigarette
I told you all I'm addicted to drugs and weird sex
And putting holes in the back of your neck carnival reject
Respect like you do to don dada when you see me give your boy a holler
Got the world in a shock collar like a rotweiler on the loose
Running trains on your girls caboose
Don't believe in the truce we gonna fight until somebody here dies
I been here since 1865 and no lies

[Chorus]
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look at my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you
Here we go
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look at my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you

[Jamie Madrox]
We came through the door kicking that bitch off the hinge
We was knocking but wouldn't nobody let us in
It's the incredible edible white chocolate rappers
We came on the scene busting the cabbage patch backwards
D-I-T-Z-I-W-T we were born connected at the hip like Siamese twins
We coming out with the underground sound
And one finger on each hand and you can count them

[Monoxide]
Fuck everybody here man it's not about them
And tucked inside of my bag is a problem
Underground feel the ground shake
Feel it vibrate watch your girl gyrate
We can move the whole world if we choose
But instead we kick the wickedest blues
And I refuse to lose the demographic of the people
Who choose to put there hearts inside the black magic

[Chorus]
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look at my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you
Here we go
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look at my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you

[Jamie Madrox]
We write voodoo sayings on the fronts of t-shirts
So that when people read 'em they will become creatures
Twiztid still coming with the ultra man flow
That'll linger in your brain and constantly echo
We ain't in it to be rich we're in it to reach folks
And change life and put you up on shit you ain't know
That's about it you're in the midst of some maniacs
Who will unload a microphone on your dome as if it's a gat
So conceal the unreal if the fruit is mass appeal
We're the worms eating our way from under the apple peal
With all juice and no pulp fiction
No dollar ninety nine a minute for our predictions
We smash mics like with the rhymes we recite
Keep this mutha fucka hype from now till sunlight
Now do you really need a shovel to dig it
And with a flip of a coin we can be righteous or wicked

[Chorus]
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look at my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you
Here we go
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look at my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you

We've been waiting for you

We've been waiting for you

We've been waiting for you

We've been waiting for you

[Outro]
[Ringing]...hello?
What up man
Shit what up
Hey you my boy right
Huh
[Crying] You my boy right
Huh... Yea... What the fuck
[Crying] YOU MY BOY RIGHT
Yea what I don't understand
[Crying] You ain't gonna tell on me
Huh
[Crying] You ain't gonna tell man your my boy right
Man what the fuck are you talking about
[Crying] Come get me I'm thinking I killed him
Whoa w-what go get you
[illegible crying]
What are you talking about
[Crying] Come get me dawg
Man what did you do
[Crying] I love you man you aint gonna tell on me man
What did you do
[Crying] You better not tell on me
What the fuck did you do
[Partial illegible crying] You my boy right right you ain't gonna tell right you aint gonna tell right
Man you crazy
[Crying] They're coming to get me man
Who?
[Crying]
Man what the fuck is you talking about
[Crying] You ain't gonna tell right [heavy crying]
Man what the fuck is you crying about why are you crying
[Whimpering] He's coming to get me
What did you do
[Whimpering] If you tell I'm gonna kill your ass your my boy right
What the hell no what the fuck is wrong with you
[Near illegible whimpering] Your not gonna tell right is mom and them there I'm asking you
HEY MAN you lost your shit
[Click] [Dial tone]

[Monoxide]
Shotgun to the face
Laying on the floor bleeding all over the place
And I can't see, and I can't breath
But fuck it I'm like fuck it so fuck it I'll never leave
I'm probably gonna live to be the oldest MC
To ever grace the stage or lay down sixteen
I've been set on fire and soaked in gasoline
But I still keep on walking like a crack fiend

[Jamie Madrox]
Axe to the neck! Ugh! chop!
Took my arm clean off of my body and it won't stop: bleeding
I tried to block the impact with both arms now I'm only pulling one back
Second blast *gasp* hit me in the ribs
But luckily I shifted all my vital organs
Now the good arm is covering a big hole
Ten inch open wound leaking out my soul

[Chorus]
They keep on trying but I won't die
And it hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Ain't gonna let go
They keep on trying but I won't die
It hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Won't die won't die won't die

[Monoxide]
Lookout, I just got hit by a guy in a pickup
Saying I fucked his bitch
And now I hear him shift it
And he throws it in reverse
And I know he can't kill me
But damn it really hurts
Now my legs are broken
And his truck is coming fast
But Jamie from out of nowhere
Put a bullet in his bitch ass
The truck crashed and I escaped unscathed
A couple a broken legs that'll heal up in a day

[Jamie Madrox]
They chained me to the hood of the car and pushed me into the drink
And I watched as I submerged and started to sink
I took my last good breath
As the water just about reached the tip of my forehead
The more that I seem to descend
The more I can feel the windshield beneath me caving in
Is this how it's gonna end?
As I take a deep breath and inhale two gallons of water in my chest

[Chorus]
They keep on trying but I won't die
And it hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Ain't gonna let go
They keep on trying but I won't die
It hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Won't die won't die won't die

[Monoxide]
Overdose, so many drugs
So many holes in my arms am my lungs
Dilated zombie like
Pale skin just sitting here waiting to die
Concubine locked inside trying to find the sign to reveal
What's behind the meaning of life
Ninety nine ways to die is just a lie,
And I'm still here counting at a hundred and five
Ugh! Ugh!

[Jamie Madrox]
Shove me in the down pouring rain
With a jumper cable hanging form my ear
Tryna fry my brain
I try to yank it off and clean rip my lobe
Now it's hanging and sparkling dangling from my dome
Waiting for the zap to cold stop my heart
But the jumper cables ain't even the worst part
I'm wrapped from head to toe in aluminum foil
Giving off sparks just like a conductor coil

[Chorus]
They keep on trying but I won't die
And it hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Ain't gonna let go
They keep on trying but I won't die
It hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Won't die won't die won't die

They keep on trying but I won't die
And it hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Ain't gonna let go
They keep on trying but I won't die
It hurts so bad
They keep on trying but I won't die
Won't die won't die won't die

[Monoxide]
I'm feeling sacrilegious and I'm so mad at the church I
Can't believe they would inflict so much hurt why
Could you put such a hole in my faith
That I constantly feel like I'm falling from grace
And being chased by
This face that lives inside of the hate that lives
Inside of the way that I always seem to relate cry
For me and if I ever find the answer
I promise I'll spread it quicker than cancer

[Jamie Madrox]
Now ask yourself are there really things that go bump in the night
Or are we taught as children to have fright for things that might
Live or breath or might not even exist
Cause fear is a son of a bitch of man's myths
And his job is keeping the urban legends alive
By telling stories and enhancing em with devilish lies
So stay afraid of the many beings and strange things
That will live forever in folklore and remain to be seen

[Chorus]
I don't know what to believe anymore I
Feel like I'm falling further and therefore I
Feel like I'm losing my grip and I don't know why
I better get it right this time, you better get it right
I better get it right, you better get it right
I better get it right this time, you better get it right
I better get it right, you better get it right
I better get it right this time

[Jamie Madrox]
There are so many diseases and so little cures to 'em
My cousin just past from a sickness unbeknownst to him
There's so many reasons we're medicated
Mostly because it's good for the economy
And most of us are related to the illness passed down
>From gene pools of relatives
So if your uncle's crazy I'm saying' there ain't no telling
If it skips a generation or smashes a Y chromosome
Infecting your family tree with paranoial overtones

[Monoxide]
Now I just woke up and I really don't know what happened
She was laying there bleeding on the mattress
I didn't know she was an actress addicted top every kind of pill
That you can prescribe or imagine
I was sleeping she was grabbing to get her hands
On something sharp to put it to her neck an started jabbing
All the doctors are wrong I can't believe she's gone
And now I'm taking the medicine she was hooked on

[Chorus]
I don't know what to believe anymore I
Feel like I'm falling further and therefore I
Feel like I'm losing my grip and I don't know why
I better get it right this time, you better get it right
I better get it right, you better get it right
I better get it right this time, you better get it right
I better get it right, you better get it right
I better get it right this time

[Monoxide]
Now I can feel the eyeball watching from outer space
And the look on my face is saying it all
I need to find a safe place to call home
Where no one's watching I'm all alone
Put me in a coffin of stone
If I'm hiding it won't matter they keep finding
A hundred and one different ways to keep us dying
You think I'm trying to keep up all the lying
But really I'm just caught in the middle now everybody

[Jamie Madrox]
It's hard to believe in lies from inbreeds with invisible eyes
Incapable to see from a computer screen
Or the station from your Pentium processor
While the satellite is covering your whole circumference
Of the planetary globe watch as the chaos unfolds
As young men and women are growing old and weak
And far too scared to try to speak to the powers that be
So instead they claim peace in the midst of war

[Chorus]
I don't know what to believe anymore I
Feel like I'm falling further and therefore I
Feel like I'm losing my grip and I don't know why
I better get it right this time, you better get it right
I better get it right, you better get it right
I better get it right this time, you better get it right
I better get it right, you better get it right
I better get it right this time

[Monoxide]
Now I'm smoking like a chimney
With the purple cush up in me
I'm really on cloud nine I got aliens sitting with me
So many seem to forget we will smoke until your eyes get peeled
So every now and again we gotta remind ya about the smoker deal
One, never smoke it brown and not if I don't break it down
And three, if we ain't fucking don't be touching on my thunder now
My mouth is getting dry and you see the veins in my eyeballs
Looking like I just doused em in alcohol
I light a Newport I'm also addicted to menthol
And I'll be smoking till the coroner calls
And my plants are all tall and fluffy
And when I'm checking my buds
I swear to god I start to dance like puffy
I'm old school like a huffy and a set of roach clips
And if you notice when you looking
I get the resin on my lips
I put a halfy in a paper and you'll never see it drip
And I'll smoke it till it burns all the way down to my fingertips

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down

[Jamie Madrox]
I'm so twisted and smoking Jane gets me lifted
I sip hypnotic till my bladders full and I'm pissing
I only smoke bammer if it's carefully sifted
To avoid sticks and beans from splitting the seams
If its weak smoke more
What you think them zig zag packs
Come packed with thirty two leaves inside for
If your lucky enough to be blowing gan
You better hit it like a pro and hold it as long as you can

[Lavel]
We get high like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
We rather die then be dry
So don't play
So if you don't wanna smoke get the fuck out the way
We get high like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
We rather die than be dry
So don't play
So if you don't wanna smoke get the fuck out the way

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down

[Violent J]
I'm fucking doing good I can afford my habit
Seven hundred sack a cush watch me grab it
I'm a fool like that
Smoking in the parking lot outside a court
I'll get you higher that the airport
I know you trying to be a homie passing me that tree
But you fucking with professionals and rookies get beat
I fucking slap kids passing me the buster brown dust
I get insulted leave you with your crown bust
I fait piss tests and give a shit less
And youz a fool like a mutha fucka thinking you gonna hit this
Back up off me softly you puke hitting mine
Even if you catch a contact it's your quittin' time
I'm riding with Madrox we smoking up mad blocks
Rattling your street leaving smelling like Woodstock
Get some hatchet in your life get some matches and light up
A fucking plant with me, boy we family!

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high

I'm so high

I'm so high

And I'm never gonna come back down

[Outro]
(Hello)
Tina girl please tell me I'm awake cause I think I'm dreaming
[Illegible]
Oh I think I met my soul mate at the pulse last night honey
(What!!!)
He was adorable he was so drunk and so hot then I gave him one of those little things
(Uh huh)
He danced for me in his drawers girl
[Illegible]
Well yea he's sleeping right now he took me home
(What!!!)
Wooo he freaked me girl
(Oh my god) [Illegible]
Yes yea oh he's gotta wake up and take me home soon
Cause girl I am starving and all he had in his fridge was some cheese and dough nuts
And I finished that an hour ago so I'm gonna have to wake him up
(You're gonna wake him up!!!!)
Ok I'll call you then
(K)
Bye girl
[Click]
[Creaking and groaning]
Honey boo you gotta get up, wake up honey you gotta take me home.
(I smell some --)
You remember me right?
(Hey who the fuck is you?!)
(No you didn't! No you didn't!)
(Did you rape me?!?)
[Crying] You don't remember me!!!
(Wait a minute get outta my house!!)
(Are you a man? Wait a minute: What part of the game is this man?)

[Jamie Madrox]
Daddy I'm high as a cloud floating looking to touch
Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on
Like them average ass titties of yours
Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties before
But them titties right there look suckable to me
With the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be
She got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so
If I don't drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode

[Monoxide]
Now I'm stone sober in a room full of ugly
All I want to do is get some ass tonight
And if I, play my cards right and smoke this weed
Then I'll be swimming in some ass like the tsunami
And it won't matter if she, kinda looks like a he
Cause as long as I stay high they're all dimes to me
Bumping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree
Getting high hoping this ugly bitch will fuck me

[Chorus]
Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo
Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain
A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney
Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie
Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain

[Monoxide]
Sometimes we would get high in the back
And there'd always be this girl with a super nipple rack
And I, wouldn't hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned
But fuck it since I'm high little ugly got boned
I'm in the zone I'm high kinda trippin off of this
Everywhere that I look's a fine bitch
Goddamnit, I love this weed
'Cause every last bitch looks good to me

[Jamie Madrox]
Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone
Ain't no reason that banging ass need to be having pants on
I like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string
Packed to the max with needful things
Like coochie and butt watch it jiggle and such
As she walks by with that run way strut
I'm mesmerized on how much ass calf n' thighs
You managed to stuff inside them Levi's

[Chorus]
You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy
With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain
A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson
With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain

[Jamie Madrox]
Your lips are just so soft and supple
I'm willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle
I'm seeing so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffing
Like that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard
And if she wanna cuddle right quick
Turn an indoor hoe into an outdoor trick
Let her suck your dick in a public bathroom
While there's other people on the side of you taking a dune

[Monoxide]
Now I'm walking through the mall
And I'm high as the sun
And I swear this bitch's ass is looking like a cinna-bun
And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Annie's
Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny
I'm getting outta here before my penis gets hard
And I get thrown out by the security guards
Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and high
But I'm almost outta weed so I'm saying goodbye

[Intro]
They got this plan to hurt me
Spoon feed me controversy
They fill my head with thoughts
Until they hear us beg for mercy
Because they want me to die
Believe in all their lies
But I see it in their eyes
They're just as evil as this planet

[Monoxide]
Sip blood spit with the wicked
Never in the mood to kick it, I'm an asshole
I've been prescripted and prescribed
And probably until I die enough pills to keep me high on
I'm looking for Zion, lost in space
And that's the only place I really feel safe
The government's chasing me to go and fight some war
And I can't front, I don't have a clue what they fighting for
Lies galore from Lincoln to Al Gore
Now we hide under a Bush and I can't take it anymore,
I want to try to find a way to understand,
Besides the good weed, what the fuck's in Afghanistan?
Can't trust 'em chuck said it best
And Imma take it till I finally rest
Now I got an X on my head
Like I'm supposed to fear,
I'm just a target but bitch I'm still here

[Chorus]
They got this plan to hurt me
Spoon feed me controversy
They fill my head with thoughts
Until they hear us beg for mercy
Because they want me to die
Believe in all their lies
But I see in their eyes
They're just as evil as this planet

[Jamie Madrox]
Discover the secrets behind the magical realm
Look in the sky clouds are stitches of time
The visual evolution of the after glow
You have to know
There's more to a hero than a thunder bolt
Will it strike in the same place, same time
Blowing off appendages like land mines
Behind the disguise lies identity with vital stats
Borderline maniacs and aristocrats
Prognosticators, foretelling the outcome
Environmental movement up rise the sun
Cataclysmic anomaly will mutate the family
With radiation sickness recorded on photography,
Time life magazine interview with Nostradamus
Written in quatrains the dark days are upon us,
Being honest had a feeling that it would come to pass
Then in '79 the ozone started to crack, and we're still here

[Chorus]
They got this plan to hurt me
Spoon feed me controversy
They fill my head with thoughts
Until they hear us beg for mercy
Because they want me to die
Believe in all their lies
But I see in their eyes
They're just as evil as this planet

[Jamie Madrox]
And with the atmosphere pressure see the insects swarming
90 degrees in winter time, global warming
The asteroids keep falling from outer space
Is it alien life forms trying to communicate?
Better rope off the area and quarantine the flock,
Vaccinate for chemical scars and chicken pox,
Everyone is infected as the panic sets in,
And the president's on every channel answering questions

[Monoxide]
Anticipated like a UFO
And everybody's standing hillside waiting to go
And for all that we know we could've just been sold
By the government to aliens for god only knows
I can't help it that I'm feeling like this
If I an think it, it can happen
And I can think of some crazy shit
I try to keep in control
I'm going outta my skull
All I can do is sit and watch it unfold

[Chorus]
They got this plan to hurt me
Spoon feed me controversy
They fill my head with thoughts
Until they hear us beg for mercy
Because they want me to die
Believe in all their lies
But I see in their eyes
They're just as evil as this planet

They got this plan to hurt me
Spoon feed me controversy
They fill my head with thoughts
Until they hear us beg for mercy
Because they want me to die
Believe in all their lies
But I see in their eyes
They're just as evil as this planet

[Monoxide]
I'll disconnect you like SBC
Then reinvent your whole style for free
Suicide's even a better choice to me
So you really need to think about the shit you call beef
Don't come trying to explain a bit
Cause you really starting to sound like that same lame bitch
Yeah that same lame bitch who used to suck my dick
Who I see you tongue kiss who you all in love with
Tell me don't she fuck and suck the dick right
I hope you don't think she learned all that shit overnight
Now you stand there looking with the kill a man attitude
Should've been showing me some gratitude
The truth hurts like a semi truck,
Just came outta nowhere and crashed
And fucked your whole world up
Don't like it then don't ask
I won't say shit
Cause I ain't the one you wanna come and get

[Chorus x2]
Get ready for the fight of your life
I'm gonna end it tonight
Come get me if you wanna die
Just come outside meet me in the moonlight

[Violent J]
I'm drunk in this bitch don't tell me to calm down,
I coming over there dropping the bomb down,
Kicking in the front door, what you front for?
You screaming oh no I'm beaming the four-four
Don't tell me fuck you on the telephone
And think it's okay, muthafucka no way!
Don't flip me off and get caught at a red light
Cause I'll beat your skull with a lead pipe
You and your buddy's having funerals next week
More gonna be busy if I'm throwing a hissy
I be the bam-bam juggalo 44 clappa,
Bitch slappa, I shit talk, Crip walk
Rich rapper, chick tapper, kidnapper
Get crunk, hit blunts, clip punks,
Come and get this
And as soon as you miss
I blow holes in your lungs
Hear it whistle and hiss
As you, slowly die

[Chorus x2]
Get ready for the fight of your life
I'm gonna end it tonight
Come get me if you wanna die
Just come outside meet me in the moonlight

[Jamie Madrox]
Oh what now I'm supposed to be scared of you
Cause you wanna talk and act like them big boys do?
Shootin dirty looks like you got some hate on your mind
You ain't the first you can gone wait your turn in line
Everybody wants some but look how when they get done
Tuck they tail between they legs and run just like a bitch,
Fuckin' with a lunatic on the wrong day
With a hole where their throat usta be,
Usually I don't persist with bull shit,
But today I'm quite pissed, and looking to start shit,
And if you want beef I got a whole cow off on the trunk
So be prepared for the drama you bitches and punks
Yea that's what's up ever ready just like a battery
Slicing through cartilage and punching in your anatomy
Over beef don't sleep
Cause you might not wake back up again
On the ground and just bleeding

[Chorus]
Get ready for the fight of your life
I'm gonna end it tonight
Come get me if you wanna die
Just come outside meet me in the moonlight
Get ready for the fight of your life
I'm gonna end it tonight
Come get me if you wanna die
Just come outside meet me in the moonlight
Come get me
For the fight of your life
Just come outside meet me in the moonlight
Come get me
For the fight of your life
Just come outside meet me in the moonlight
Come get me
For the fight of your life
Just come outside meet me in the moonlight

Who you looking at?
"Fuck you!"
Who you talkin' to?
"Fuck you!"
You think you hard?
"Fuck you!"
Bitch I'm hard too...
"Fuck you!"

Is the clique here tonight?...
"Hell yea!"
Is the clique in here?...
"Hell yea mutha fucka!"

So what cha gonna do when they say...
"Fuck you!"
Imma tell em...
"Fuck you!"
Think I'm playin'...
"Fuck you!"

Is the fam in the house let me here you...
"Whoop-whoop"
Where you at?...
"Whoop-whoop"
Let me hear you...
"Whoop-whoop"

Let em' know that we don't play
We get it live...
"Fuck you!"
Mutha fucka....
"Fuck you!"
What I said?...
"Fuck you!"

Who you looking at?
"Fuck you!"
Who you talkin to?
"Fuck you!"
You think you hard?
"Fuck you!"
Bitch I'm hard too...
"Fuck you!"

Is the clique here tonight?...
"Hell yea!"
Is the clique in here?...
"Hell yea mutha fucka!"

So what cha gonna do when they say...
"Fuck you!"
Imma tell em....
"Fuck you!"
Think I'm playin'....
"Fuck you!"

Is the fam in the house let me here you...
"Whoop-whoop"
Where you at?....
"Whoop-whoop"
Let me hear you....
"Whoop-whoop"

Let em' know that we don't play
We get it live....
"Fuck you!"
Mutha fucka....
"Fuck you!"
What I said?....
"Fuck you!"

[Intro]
Here we go
Juggalo clap, clap
Juggalo clap, clap
From the front to the back
Juggalo (clap, clap)
Juggalo (clap, clap)
Juggalo clap, clap
Juggalo clap, clap
From the front to the back
Juggalo (clap, clap)
Juggalo (clap, clap)
Juggalo (clap, clap)
From the front to the back
Juggalo (clap, clap)
Clap clap (clap, clap)
From the front to the back

[Jamie Madrox]
Speak to a tone re-adjust ear drums
Highly intelligent for a species labeled dumb,
Numb from the neck up zone as I perform
And through the energy we acquire we are re-born,
It's intense as we commence to dispense the shit
Spittin' verbal milk while you suckin' a sour tit
Inconsiderate to competitors trying to elevate
Intermixing intermingling with the venomous snakes
Fuck that you can go on and slither away
Simple minded mutha fuckas swiping sugars from our Kool-Aid
Who made the sky red and swallowed the sun
And spoke the word of light to enlighten the mass of everyone
Ummm... I believe that's us
And when the mics are on, and we bust
It like an adrenalin rush
To your dome and mine too and everyone behind you
As long as you keep it Twiztid we'll always be beside you

[Chorus x2]
I want you to feel this,
This pain, this hate, even if you can't pretend to relate
Feel this
Can you feel this?
Can you, can you feel this?

[Monoxide]
Riding by windows shakin' while I'm passing by
Got a big screen TV in the front for I,
With a DVD player playing porno nonstop,
I'm so fuckin' high
I don't wanna drive anymore
So I crashed in the back of my ex-girl's 4x4,
Can you feel that you bitch?
And matter of fact
You can eat a dick and drink piss,
Feel this like you felt my dick all up in your mouth
Like the shit you spit
Nothing but a poisonous snake
Trying to steal my rhythm
So I see em' in the grass and I, get em'
Don't fuck wit em',
Cause he's half a 'port short of a full pack on the attack,
Half you bitches just wanna steal my shine
And the other half ain't worth the time

[Chorus]
I want you to feel this,
This pain, this hate, even if you can't pretend to relate
Feel this
Can you feel this?
Can you, can you feel this?

[Jamie Madrox]
Don't spit 'til you see the grit of the mic,
Cause when you're in the zone
You don't care if they do or don't like
Your flow and no I don't hold no grudge to those
You stay afloat in this time of no hope,
So dance with the spirits on the day of the dead
In the presence of the things that can reside inside of your head
Cause they phony like them silicone bags in stripper's bras
Step one is defining it
And two is cutting it off

[Monoxide]
Spit fire, always for hire,
And I'll never stop killing till God retires,
I want everybody to feel the wrath of my flow,
And if you can't feel this there's the door,
Robbing from the rich and poor alike I don't care,
Walk into times square and leave a bomb there,
Fuck with us and try to come get us,
Right here and right now
I'm gonna blow like...

[Chorus x2]
I want you to feel this,
This pain, this hate, even if you can't pretend to relate
Feel this
Can you feel this?
Can you, can you feel this?

[Outro]
Juggalo, juggalo,
From the front to the back,
Juggalo, juggalo, juggalo, juggalo,
From the front to the back,
Juggalo, juggalo, juggalo,
From the front to the back,
Juggalo,
From the front to the back

(Intro)

Every three years, an ancient ritual takes place here
Every three years, an ancient ritual takes place here

(Madrox)

I communicate with the dead through seven LED screens
All programmed to channel 13
They conversate and have a laugh and tell a joke or two
You probably think I’m out my skull but that shit is all true
Me and my brother got a hundred fifty reasons or more
Why they live inside the wall and hide under the floor
They haven’t walked into the light or the dark
And even though there’s no life in their body
There’s a pulse where their heart used to be
That’s called kinetic energy
Where there’s a will to survive
There is a will to be
An angry entity lives here now
And he’s more pissed on how things turned out
He’s got a deep rooted anger
That lingers like a foul stench
An eternal thirst that’ll never be quenched
So pack your bags if you just moved in
Cause there’s no telling the things he’s capable of doing

(Chorus)

There’s a dark spirit living in your house with you
So here’s a quick list of things you gon need to do
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t grab shit, just hit the door
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t even mind the blood that’s on the floor!
There’s a dark spirit living in your house with you
So here’s a quick list of things you gon need to do
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Now he’s gonna try to trick you to stay
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t look back, just run the fuck away!

(Monoxide)

I’m sitting watching TV and my lights go out
So now I’m sitting in the dark like
“What the fuck’s this all about?”
And I swear I hear somebody walking in my hallway
So I turn and look and I see something just fade away
I run and grab a radio, push record and play
And I just kept quiet and parlayed
If you got somethin’ to say, you gotta say it now
Here’s your chance
It started as a whisper and slowly became enhanced
To a blood curdling scream (aaaaaaaaaagh)
He said if I don’t go, he’ll come and get me
And he’ll never let me leave
I’m not a skeptic, the message was intercepted
By my radio, telling me to leave or I’d regret it
I got the fuck out quicker than jailbirds
Who got an early release, a credit
For having some time served
There’s a real estate “for sale” sign on my lawn
And no one even knows that I’m gone

(Chorus)

There’s a dark spirit living in your house with you
So here’s a quick list of things you gon need to do
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t grab shit, just hit the door
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t even mind the blood that’s on the floor!
There’s a dark spirit living in your house with you
So here’s a quick list of things you gon need to do
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Now he’s gonna try to trick you to stay
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t look back, just run the fuck away!


(Shaggy 2 Dope)

Seems Madrox tunes into channel thirteen
But I prefer number seventeen, know what I mean?
Probably not, but I can see some poltergeist shit
(They’re heeeeeeere…)
I can’t get enough of it!
See, this house is plagued with demons and so forth
They even got statues on the front porch
But I’ll fuck around
And just sit there and pet them boys
People seem hokey but I see the real McCoys
Oh boy, when you see a ball rolling down the stairs
Get ready to change the fuck up out them underwear
Cause these spirits, they don’t play
These demons and spirits
Spirits and demons are homies
And if you ain’t passed or connected to the afterworld
You’ll be running out this house like a little girl
So when you hear
(GET THE FUCK OUT…)
There’ll be a for sale sign, without a doubt

(Chorus)

There’s a dark spirit living in your house with you
So here’s a quick list of things you gon need to do
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t grab shit, just hit the door
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t even mind the blood that’s on the floor!
There’s a dark spirit living in your house with you
So here’s a quick list of things you gon need to do
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Now he’s gonna try to trick you to stay
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Don’t look back, just run the fuck away!

(Outro)

(Reversed Talking)

[Intro]

You never listen to me!
I can't fucking take this shit anymore!
You fucking asshole, I'm taking the baby and fucking leaving you
Fucking hear me, motherfucker?

[Madrox]

Every time I leave, my heart is torn apart
And every time I see these things, you know I wanna start to change
You can feel it like rain, falling down from the sky
And mixing with tears falling from out of my eye
It's no surprise that my life is similar to a roller coaster
Filled with ups and downs, I won't enjoy it till the ride is over
Probably not, but it's okay forget it, skip it anyway
My feelings are irrelevant to anything we do or say
Now, it's not that I don't trust you, and my love is infinite
I tell you every chance I get so you will never forget
So you can miss me with that shit
That you be saying in them arguments
Throwing around possessions and destroying our apartment
There's nothing that would happen that we couldn't talk about
But lately we've been riffing instead of trying to talk it out
I said I would never leave you and I still feel the same
But it's killing me inside to fathom that your feelings have changed

[Chorus]

Now you can think me bad for the things I do
But you don't understand, it's not all about you
I sit and think through times of how we came to be
And come to realize, you're nothing like me, now I see

[Monoxide]

I know I told you when we met that I'm a weirdo
I got a lot of problems trusting other people
I'm filled with evil that leads me into darkness
And when I start this, you'll probably say that I'm heartless
And your remark is "I hate you!", hear her car skid
She's standing in the door, crying, bitch, that's our kid!
Your Daddy loves you, baby, your mom's a crazy lady
She's saying all of these things in an attempt for you to hate me
I never meant for her to leave us like she did
But really, I can't blame her, cause I know that I'm a dick
I got some issues that I know I need to deal with
But so do you, don't act like that, at least just keep it real with me
And we can make it feel so surreal
Like I'm dreaming, but instead you pack your bags
Give me the finger and tell me you're leaving
I know these demons are gonna come get me
So forget we ever met
I hope you don't mind if blood dripping all over my neck

[Chorus]

Now you can think me bad for the things I do
But you don't understand, it's not all about you
I sit and think through times of how we came to be
And come to realize, you're nothing like me, now I see

I never said that I would
I never said that I would
I never said that I would leave you
I never said that I would
I never said that I would
I never said that I would leave you

(feat. Lavel, Esham, ABK, ICP, Blaze Ya Dead Homie)

[cover song of "I Got 5 On It" by Luniz]

[Intro]
Haha, re-re-remix, bitch!
(Throw me that fire!)
We creepin' in, too, baby!
(We got 5 on errything, man)
We got uhh, Lavel
(Shaggy!)
We got uhh, Twiztid!
(Monoxide, Madrox!)
EshamâЂ¦
(ABK!)
Big Blaze and Violent J!

[Lavel]
You say you got five on my tender?
You can bend her over the table
But be sure that you bring my stallion back to my stable
Say, bro? No Elementary school-ground playin'
Not a five dollar bill, a five-double-zero, on the real feel
I'm stayin' on the level, stayin' mellow
No criticism from the fellows, hello!
Being keyed doing a high-speed, but still don't tap the B.B.s
I'm busy, Lavel, you can't see me

[Madrox]
Like nyquil, I drop fever
So either put your five up, or you got to âЂŒleave itâЂќ like Beaver
Cause see a, niggy perpin broke'll, smoke your spliff all day
Go home and buy drinky with his pretty then parlay

[Monoxide]
I got five on the Hennessey, Seagram's, or 40's

[Madrox]
Cause âЂŒthis is how we do itâЂќ like Montel Jordan
I'm from Detroit city, Frank Nitty is a goner
I'm blowin' it up like Oklahoma

[Esham]
Put ya feev with my fin, and best believe we'll bend
Mo corners than you thought, till something right is bought
Mo c-zacks? Best believe that, tokin'
Where you from? Oakland, I mean Detroit, smokin'
In attempts to crack the chest plate
The zips be so fluffy, the whole town loves me
At every event, I'm sacked up
So if ya need me, scream âЂŒESHAMâЂќ when ya see me

[Chorus]
I got five on it!
(Got it good!)
Grab your fo
(Let's get keyed)
I got five on it
(Messin with that endo weed)
I got five on it!
(Got it good!)
It's got me stuck
(And I'm tore back!)
I got five on it
(Partna, let's go half on a sack!)

[Blaze]
Why you treat me so bad?
Grundy makes it happen
Fives get slapped, and revenue grows
From just a little bit of lightweight flamboastin'
Potent fumes lingerin', mighty clouds of northern lights
Disrespecting victim banning, and you'll be violating my civil rights
I'm startin' to feel my skrilla
But perhaps today my skrilla ain't feelin' me
For the simple fact that I'm off the track where
Hella fools be
Pockets empty, pitchin' five, man I'm dusted
Took off my hat, passed it around, now sprinkle me

[Monoxide]
Me and Blaze comin' fifth plus
Yo let the lead bust
Ready to do a murder, man
Perved off the Hurricane
Slurred again, witness what bein' off two-fifths equal
Me killin' people like Jason, facin' death every sequel
(Insane in the membrane!)
âЂŒBring the PainâЂќ like Method
Neglected
Smokin' kryptonite to the brain for breakfast
Guzzle the endo, finna do the evil that men do (?)
Give me feev I shall proceed to continue

[Chorus]
I got five on it!
(Got it good!)
Grab your fo
(Let's get keyed)
I got five on it
(Messin with that endo weed)
I got five on it!
(Got it good!)
It's got me stuck
(And I'm tore back!)
I got five on it
(Partna, let's go half on a sack

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, it's been awhile since I spit it from the D-town
Fuck around, heard Paul and Jamie say
(Lemme get through ya shell)
Cause new styles is goin down, look around you
Twiztid and the Fam spread it all around you

[Violent J]
I'm back to get my O on, I get my flow on
With thirty-five on it, yeah, I'm on it
Still bringin' satin for them drawers
Velvet for the mic, and got a pound for the cause

[ABK]
Rollin' up cannabis sativa
Hittin' the Mary Jane
Smokin' the five before it's 12 o'clock, sippin on Hurricane
Ready to smoke on the endo, rolling up my window
Fin to go to the 'land
With a handful of broccoli, when it comes to the sticky
I'm the man
Kush nasty, I be hittin' the J so hard I hurl
Fall on the floor, finna have a stroke THC ain't no joke
I got five on everything, lets get loaded and smoke
Cause ABK about to hit it and croak!

[Chorus]
I got five on it!
(Got it good!)
Grab your fo
(Let's get keyed)
I got five on it
(Messin with that endo weed)
I got five on it!
(Got it good!)
It's got me stuck
(And I'm tore back!)
I got five on it
(Partna, let's go half on a sack

[Outro]
Aww, yeah, wassap baby?
It's me, your boy with game that's always tight
You a little short on some ends?
Don't worry 'bout that, I'll take care of that, I got five on that
I got you.