It is as smooth as a mutilated(??) shit on a shingle.
Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn.
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?
She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle.
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle.
She'd love to do a boing boing boing boing?
Switch to Russian 
