(Waits/Brennan/Linkous) Oh mother I want a dog I want a little dog I saw a little dog His name is happy Well this is me ... ... old ... I could be a shopkeeper We'll call 'em ... She got a six foot pitchfork I see the wrecking-ball Back over here together She got me here with or without She got me coming through the dog door She got me coming through the dog door I said pitchfork Oh step-ladders You oughta walk away But you can't ... ... stairs She got me gone back here But don't sit there She let me keep the deck-chair She got me coming through the dog door She got me coming through the dog door Pitchfork (pitchfork) Crowbar (crowbar) Clawhammer (clawhammer) Hot tar (hot tar) She got me through her middle name But she can make it rain She got a small-town chill And she's starving in the belly wheel She got me coming through the dog door She got me coming through the dog door Pitchfork (pitchfork) Crowbar (crowbar) Clawhammer (clawhammer) Hot tar (hot tar)
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