The Zambonis Album

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all the scientists are running around
looking for the monkey but he can't be found
cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids

and all the mothers are running around
looking for their children but they can't be found
cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey

and its 1..2..3.. the kids love the monkey and
4..5..6.. the monkey's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaa

national guard is running around
looking for the monkey but he can't be found
cause he's down by the pond playin hockey with the kids

and all the teachers are running around
looking for the children but they can't be found
cause their down by the pond playin hockey with the monkey

and its 1..2..3.. the kids love the monkey and
4..5..6.. the monkey's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaa

it's 1..2..3.. the kids love the monkey and
4..5..6.. the monkey's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaaaaaaa

Slapshot man, that's who I am,
put me in the game that's your best plan.
Don't bother with the trap or man to man,
'cause I'm a slapshot man.

Stop, you have no chance,
I will have to warn you in advance.
When it comes to political stance, I'm a slapshot man.

He winds up, but he never fans,
just you try to block it if you can.
If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance.
yeah yeah yeah!

Slapshot man, that's who I am,
and my power rules on ice or land.
Whether on the pond or in the sand,
the puck's at my command.

He's slapshot man, and he entertains.
Backhands and wrist shots all seem so lame,
next to him Al MacInnis is tame.
He puts the goalies to shame.
yeah yeah yeah!

I'm slapshot man, I know it ain't right,
but I even wind up when i'm in tight.
I don't ever mean to start a fight,
the ref gets so uptight.

Slapshot man, goalies call in sick,
nightmares of the puck coming off his stick.
The thought of a shutout is as unrealistic,
yeah it's the slapshot man.
Yeah yeah yeah! (alright!)

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Sergei...
At a young age made a decision.
His friends called him a traitor and a quitter.
(You'll be American Degenerate)
But little did they know
This gave him power to go on
And go on...

Alexi...
Had the same dream as his comradto live free and play hockey.(So what'd they do?)
They took the train to the Ukrain,
And they took the plane to Pittsburg, PA.
In the USA.(In the USA)

Sergei and Alex made a bid decision.
Times have changed so they go back and visit.
They see old friends and family,
And procede to tell the stories...of life
In the NHL,
In the USA.
(And Canada!)
In the USA.

When your a defenseman
they are defenseless
their teeth is unprotected

and the crowd
They grow restless
They basically expect it

The Breakaway
The Breakaway
The Breakaway
Steal the puck
Pass it up
and Break a Breakaway

When I'm standing
on the blue line
Power Play
I must be careful
when I shoot
Not to give the puck away

The Breakaway
The Breakaway
The Breakaway
Keep your head up
Steal the puck
and Break a Breakaway

Breakaway

It doesn't matter if your on the ice playing hockey
In school taking a test
or up on stage trying to remember the words to your new song
Sometimes the pressures on
That's when you got to look inside. Focus
And put a five hole. Yeahhh

The Breakaway
The Breakaway
The Breakaway
Steal the puck
shoot it up
and Break a Breakaway

1, 2, 3,
The Breakaway
The Breakaway
The Breakaway
Keep your head up
shoot that puck
and Break a Breakaway

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A long time ago
My friend Johnny got suspended for wearing
An 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.The teacher said to him,
"Young man, you will report to the office
And talk to the principal there."

The principal said to Johnny,
"I'm ashamed.
Where's your brain
To wear such a slogan in a public place?
I called your mom.
There she is right now. She said,

"Johnny...
What can I say?
I'm in a state
Of dissarray.
You will be punished,
That's for sure.
But your father says he's proud
And the Rangers rule!"

Johnny
Got suspended
For wearing
An 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.
Oh yes he did. (x4)

Johnny
Got suspended
For wearing
An 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.
Oh yes he did. (x8)

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Seems I wait all day for this.
Dare I dream for just one kiss?
Feels like I've been banged against the boards.
The zamboni goes round and round.
Stomach just won't settle down.
I've been here 100 times before.

I want to ride that great zamboni of devotion.
For it will make those feelings disapear.
And your love would be nice
While the zamboni goes around the ice.
That great zamboni is you my dear.
Skates and sticks and bloddy teeth.
Hockey fans all spit on me.
They hook, they slash, and tear me up to bits.
Meanwhile I'm just standing here.
Raise my fist and down my beer.
Now I'm at the end of my wits.

I want to ride that great zamboni of devotion.
For it will make those feelings disapear.
It's the price that I pay
For those hockey head games that you play.
That great zamboni is you my dear.

I want to ride that great zamboni of devotion.
For it will make those feelings disapear.
Oh how I wish
I could be the mustard on your conish.
That great zamboni is you my dear.

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I remember hockey games
played right here in my state
that's where all the people came for their local team

those days are still around, unfortunately not in my state
support it can't be found
it's in the press, and now we're all depressed

Bob Marley and the Hartford Whalers
are not around
Bob Marley and the Hartford Whalers
have left town

imagine New York without the rangers
Philly without the flyers
no Detroit red wings

so go to games
support your team
and while you're there ya buy ice cream
let em' know you care
if everyone does their part
the team won't break your heart

Bob Marley and the Hartford Whalers
are not around
Quebec's nordiques and the golden seals
have left town

the Rockies and the north stars
have both disappeared
so support your team, while we just dream
of our golden years

support your team!
let's dream about our golden years!

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