First: I tried to kill it with a hammer
Thought that I could lose the head
Sure! We've eaten off the silver
(When even food was against us)
And then I tried to kill it in the bed
Second: I gagged it with a pillow
But awoke the nuns inside my head
They pounded their Goddy-Goddy fists
(From the inside - so from the outside)
I got good: I stuck it. Dead
Thirdly: I put my lips upon it
And blew a frost across its flat
I wrote upon its outside-surface
'Tonight we're on the outside-surface'
Just you and me girl: you and me and the fat
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