A comic from the USA
Dream ticket for a Saturday
Saw an ad for a day-glo skeleton
Hey Dad, had a go about getting 'em?
You never there when I needed you
You never lent me a hand or two
And when you did you weren't much use
You didn't even know what a zipcode was
I never really saw the apes
Just said I did to save my face
Not impressed with my watch radio
Weighs a ton and it ain't stereo!
I never cried when Elvis died
Said I did but, hey, I lied
Born into X-ray vision
Then music, sex, religion
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