Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a bocephus sticker on his 442
He'd light 'em up just for fun
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine number three
I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime
For all the things that man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw
That they made him retire at the age of sixty five
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Go!
"Hee hee hee! 'Dog will hunt!"
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Jerry was a race car driver
Twenty two years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole
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