You dumped me, I was upset
In fact it broke my heart
But fortunately I kept a memory
Of you pulling your piss flaps apart
Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend
I think about you when I knock one out
Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend
I think about you with your beaver out
I've got a picture of your flange in my memory bank
And I wheel it out when I want a wank
Your inner labia protruded slightly
But not so much it could be deemed unsightly
I heard you got a new boyfriend
Is he better than me in bed?
Have you told him 'bout the time that I blew off
While you were giving me head?
Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend
I think about you while I have a tug
Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend
I remember your rug and it makes me feel smug
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