Drove around in my '57 Chevy
took the girls down to the levee
The facts of life I taught 'em all
Bought 'em dresses down at the mall
Doreen was the latest in a string of fools
Hair was curly and her eyes were like jewels
Drive around in my hot-rod car
Dancing cheek-to-cheek in the local bar
CHRIST!
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