If he were a color
He'd be a deep dark
forest green
If he were a car
He'd be a long stretch limousine
With room for all
of humanity inside
Cause he is so giving
and he is so wise
If he were a number
He'd be a five cause he has
such a brilliant mind
If he were an animal
he'd be an ass
Cause he's so stubborn sometimes
But if he were a song
He'd be a complicated melody
That complicated fellow he
I almost cannot sing it on key
But he means the world to me
If he were a building
He'd be a beautiful cathedral
Cause he is so
traditionally spiritual
If he were a dance
He'd be complicated like the tango
Exotic like a mango
But if he were a song
He'd be a complicated melody
That complicated fellow he
I almost cannot sing it on key
But he means the world to me
Bridge: He ain't the reason
for the sun and the moon
He's just the reason
for this here tune
Cause he means the world to me
Said he means the world to me
Me me me yeah
he means the world to me yeah
Complicated melody
That complicated fellow he
He's complicated melody
I almost cannot sing it on key
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