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2002 |
1. | Last Pork Chop |
2. | Go Girl Go |
3. | The 'F' Word |
4. | If the Good Lord's Willin' (And the Creeks Don't Rise) |
5. | X-Treme Country |
6. | Last Pork Chop (Acoustic) |
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8. | The Cheatin' Hotel |
9. | Outdoor Lovin' Man |
10. | Almeria Jam |
11. | Tee Tot Song |
12. | Cross on the Highway |
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If the Good Lord's Willin' (And the Creeks Don't Rise) |
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Last Pork Chop (Acoustic) |
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A is for apricot
B is for blossom
C is for cantelope
D is for dog-gone awesome
E is extremely blessed and endowed
F is for fabulous
That's what this song's all about
Big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown
I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt
That the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom
Make you go down town
I met this meter maid, Nadine
She didn't carry no gun around
But she was packin' some 38's
Big tittie man get right down on the ground
Now the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Steps of the courthouse
Make you wanna get a ticket and
Go downtown
I went downtown after work
This joint called the hot house
They had some big top women there
And whoo, they then came out
I said girl you sure look fine
With your uniform gone
She had hundred dollar bills
Stuck in her thong
Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on
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People think we're nearing the end of time
But we've had enough and we've drawn the line
Our flag is up since our people went down
And we're together from the country to town
We live back in the woods you see
Big city problems never bothered me
But now the world has changed and so have I
And America can survive, America will survive!
We can plow our fields all day long
We can catch our fish from dusk 'til dawn
Yeah, we have toughed it out a time or two
These are dark days but we're gonna pull through
We grow good ol' tomatoes, we got hometown pride
America can survive, America is gonna survive
'Cause you can't scare us out, you can't make us run
What we got here is freedom and fun
We say grace and we say "ma'am"
If they don't like that, we don't give a damn
We came from the West Virginia coal mines
The Rocky Mountains and the big city skylines
Hey, we can hit back and we're gonna be fine
'Cause this ol' country can survive, America can survive
I had a good friend in New York City
Never called Hank, he called me hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a street-smart man
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway lights
And I'd send him some of that homemade scufflin' wine
He was lost like so many in the terrible strife
And we're all asking God, now why? Oh why?
I read, "A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye"
And that's an old slogan we're gonna revive
'Cause America can survive, America will survive
'Cause you can't scare us out, you can't make us run
We're them boys and girls that have freedom and fun
We say grace, we say "ma'am"
If they don't like that, we give less than a damn
We're from North California and South Alabam'
And all they've done is unite the whole land
There's no more Yankees and Rebels this time
But one united people that stand behind
America can survive, America will survive
America can survive, America is gonna survive
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