Glee Soundtrack Album

Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man
Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:

Science Fiction Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Ann Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kill
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a:

Science Fiction Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Ann Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
By RKO, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.
In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.

Hey, Janet.
Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say...
Uh-huh?
I really love the skillful way...you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet.
Oh...oh, Brad!

The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you...

The road was long, but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart, and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you've met Mum and you know Dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad for you too...

Oh Brad
Oh...damn it!
I'm mad
Oh...Janet!
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do

And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you...

Damn it, Janet
Oh Brad, ah, I'm mad
Damn it, Janet
I love you...

Whatever happened to saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright
It don't seem the same since the cosmic light
Came into my life and I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a rock'n'roll show
And you climbed in the back and you really had a good time

Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelt
My hands kind of fumbled with her white
plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's
when I'd melt
And she whispered in my ear tonight she
really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arm around your girl you'd try
to sing along
You felt pretty good 'cause you'd really had a good time

Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll
Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock'n'roll

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before

You mean she?
Uh huh

I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy sweating
It only leads to trouble
And bad fretting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more

More, more, more!

I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Then if anything shows
While you pose
I'll oil you up
And drop you down

Down, down, down!

And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction

Are you a friendly man?
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Creature of the night
Creature of the night?
Creature of the night
Creature of the night
Creature of the night
Creature of the night
Creature of the night
Creature of the night

In the velvet darkness of the blackest night
Burning bright, there's a guiding star
No matter what or who you are.

There's a light over at the Frankenstein Place
There's a light burning in the fireplace
There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

I can see the flag fly, I can see the rain
Just the same, there has got to be
Something better here for you and me.

There's a light over at the Frankenstein Place
There's a light burning in the fireplace
There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

The darkness must go down the river of nights dreaming
Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life, into my life.

There's a light over at the Frankenstein Place
There's a light burning in the fireplace
There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
And it's a pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
And it's a pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!