If I was a guy
I'd get to wear the pants
Making all the decisions
Asking girls to dance yeah yeah
If I was a guy
I'd be my biggest fan
I'd be the skinny lead singer
In a grunge band yeah yeah
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I'd say c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon here girl let me show you
something
I'm gonna rock your world
And I'd say gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimmw gimme some of your love
I'd be the only one girl
That you'd be thinking of
If I was a guy
I would do lots of chicks
Yeah I would be so horny
And we'd think with our d**ks yeah yeah
If I was a guy
I'd hang with all my boys
Maybe talk about girls
Like they were boy toys yeah yeah
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Baby I'll chase you down
Maybe I'll stick around
Maybe I'll hang around with you
For a week or two
Then baby I'll get bored
You're gonna be ignored
Gonna let you down yeah girls
That's what all guys do
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