well he caught his first whiff in the jungles of 'nam
that slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom
now every single night she drops her big bomb
cause he's a bamboo bimbo
those hook marks really show
cause he's a bamboo bimbo
he went for it now everyone knows
he's a bamboo bimbo
he caught his first glance in "field and stream"
that salt water taffy was a fisherman's wet dream
now every single night he's still gettin'
that big ream
cause he's a bamboo bimbo
he fell it and everyone knows
he's a bamboo bimbo
just a monkey with a ring in his nose
he's a bamboo bimbo
can't say i never told ya so
he's a bamboo bimbo
it go on and on and on
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