Woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can
And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked
Slurped down a beer
Then one more twelve ounces later
I was outside your door and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock
Then I fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
I just want my mom, get my mom
Authorities came
I guess I was gone
Next thing you know I'm passed out on the lawn
And boy did I wake up fast with a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth
Wrote you a note but it got soaked
When I went deep sea fishing and I fell out of the boat
And got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days
Then I fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
I just want my mom, get my mom
M o m m y she makes me cobbler cause I hate pie
She coached baseball when we needed her
We lost every game but to her
Came in first and I'm so glad that she met my Dad
I wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO
I guess this is it
The end of the song
Just my luck nobody sang along
I guess I'l put down this guitar and take the mongoose back home
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
Aand I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom, (I just want my mom)
Somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom)
I just want my mom (I just want my mom)
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