 Come now sing with me,
Proper Crimbo,
I'll take you for a drink with me,
Proper Crimbo (Wibble),
Put up your Christmas tree,
Proper Crimbo,
So excited you might wee,
Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo),
On The Seven Days Of Christmas my
true love gave to me,
A Pereguine Falcon, Proper Bo I tell
thee,
Shelltore trainers and a beanie hat,
A new set of headphones all shiny
and black,
I didn't sleep that night for Santa to
come,
I wet the bed that's what I had
done,
'Coz Christmas time is the place to
be,
I always wake up in a puddle of wee,
With a Ho Ho and a Silent Night,
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright,
Turkey's on the table as big as a
cow,
We celebrate Crimbo I'll tell thee
how, Reet-oh
Come now sing with me,
Proper Crimbo, (Selecta)
I'll take you for a drink with me,
Proper Crimbo (Selecta)
Put up your Christmas tree,
Proper Crimbo (Select) *smash*
So excited you might wee,
Proper Crimbo (arrrgh)
(hee hee) Ho Ho Ho, I'm a bad
Mo'Fo,
I got presents y'all but they two by
two,
They closed the shop so I got time
for you,
Super Funky and you watch the
bombs,
Watch out Santa 'coz here I come,
'Coz I sleep on the floor, never ever
on a bed,
That's Santa's style so in your head,
It's me just up come sit on my knee,
Got gifts for y'all what you got for
me,
Cha'mone (Cha'mone), Cha'mone
(Cha'mone),
Cha'mone check check da cone,
I said Bubbles ain't a monkey she can
move real funky,
Cha'mone check check da cone,
(that's right) Ow!
Come now sing with me,
Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
I'll take you for a drink with me,
Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
(ee-he)Put up your Christmas tree,
Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
So excited you might wee,
Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo),
Hey-up, where's all t'band gone,
Come on kids help us out,
Sing with me (Proper Bo-Bo),
Check it out (Proper Bo-Bo),
Can I get a rewind (Proper Bo-Bo),
That were reet good (Proper Bo-Bo,
Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo)
Come on now, let's get it together,
you aswell Kes
(Sing with me) Come now sing with
me,
Proper Crimbo,
(Take me for a drink) I'll take you for
a drink with me,
Proper Crimbo (Take me for a goat)
(grrr),
Put up your Christmas tree,
Proper Crimbo (Selecta I say),
So excited you might wee,
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo,
Proper Crimbo
Can I get a key change,
Come now sing with me,
Proper Crimbo (Sing with me),
I'll take you for a drink with me,
Proper Crimbo (haaaa),
Put up that Christmas tree,
Proper Crimbo (Put up your
christmas tree),
So excited you might wee,
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo,
Proper Crimbo (So excited, so
excited, so excited)
Reet good, now come on sing with
me,
Come now sing with me,
Proper Crimbo (Sing with me),
I'll take you for a drink with me,
Proper Crimbo (I'll take you for a
drink),
Put up your Christmas tree,
Proper Crimbo (Put up your
christmas tree),
So excited you might wee,
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo,
Proper Crimbo (So excited, so
excited, so excited)
Have a proper bo crim...bo!
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