Rejoicing in rectal sludge
Writhing in withered flesh
Bathing in bile and puke
Binging on bowel waste
Slurping on sweaty slime
Purging on plasma red
Gulping on gastric juice
Munching on mucous chunks
Sipping on stoolish slop
Sucking down smegma hunks
Feasting on fecal matter
Rubbing on rancid phlegm
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