Stage coach lady hourglass body
Makin' things glow in the night
Well she would if she could
And she'd be good if she would
Only be a lover she'd be out tonight
'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none of that
Salt Lake City salt lickin' biddies bogus honey stinkin' of gin
Well my daddy was hard his face was pretty scarred from kickin' ass
And playin' poker to win
'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none of that
It's too bad
It's too bad can't get me none of that
Loose old lady my mama Katy chivalry was born at her feet
Well she shoulda thought twice when pa shot his dice
The night she put my daddy to sleep
'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
It's too bad can't get me none of that
It's too bad Lord it's too bad
I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad
I said it's too bad it's too bad
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