Yoko Ono
"No Bed For Beatle John"

No bed for beatle johnBeatle, john lennon,Lost his hospital bed yesterday, to a patient
It happened at queen charlotte's hospital, londonWhere john was keeping vigil in the roomWhere his girlfriend yoko ono,Is being kept under observationWhen he realised his bed was needed for an urgent case,John sent out for a sleeping bag,And last nightHe was once more happily kipped down, alongside yoko,In the sleeping bag.
Yoko, who expects a baby next februaryWill remain in the hospital for another few daysA beatles spokesman said"there is a good chance for the baby's survival."

The beatles win battle of the nude lpThe beatles have won their fight to putOut an lp record with a sleeve showingJohn lennon and yoko ono in nude
Emi the world's biggest recording companyWhose artists include the beatlesRefused to handle the lp called two virgins because of the sleeve.So did the group's american outlet, capitol records
But the record with it's controversial sleeveWill be released in both countries next monthAn official of the beatles apple company said last nightThe sleeve has not yet been censored or altered in any wayWe're pleased it has been distributed it may be that some record shops may stillRefuse to handle it.