The Mothers of Invention
"Toad of the Short Forest"

FZ: At this very moment on stage we have drummer A playing in 7/8, drummer B playing in 3/4, the bass playing in 3/4, the organ playing in 5/8, the tambourine playing in 3/4, and the alto sax blowing his nose.

HANDS UP!
POO-LAAAH!

FZ: Thank you!