The Jesus Lizard
"Karpis"

Alvin's feelin' restless, cellblock H
A carton of smokes for 10 minutes of pleasure
Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody
No, no, no, yes, no, no, no
Yes, yes, no, no, yes, no (nobody)
Alvin's feelin' randy, ready to roll, shovin' a shiv between the shoulders
Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no (nobody)
Do ya wanna (dance now??), I shaved my ass
Hey boy, I got no hair on my ass, I got no hair on my cock
I shaved my whole body, how do ya like that boy, how do ya like that boy
Hey come here, hey, come here
Alvin's feelin' randy, ready to roll, shovin' a shiv between the shoulders
Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no
No, yes, no, yes, no
Nobody
No, no, yes, no, no
Nobody, no