Tenacious D
"Karate Schnitzel"

"Im hungy, I'm gonna go check the fridge. Where's my fuckin'
schnitzel? Dude wake up. You stole my fuckin schnitzel."
"WHAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"Dude you stole my schnitzel."
"What?"
"You stole my fuckin' schnitzel."
"Well, you put it in there, it was in there, so it's a fair game, for
anybody who wants to eat it."
"Yeah? Yeah? Well I guess this a fair game. WHA!"
"OW! OW!"
"Yeah that was a karate chop! You didn'y like it? Well KEEYAI!!"
OW! DAMNIT!"
"KEEYAI!"
"Ow!!!!"