Robyn Album

Listen, you can't stop it, you can't escape it
You can't turn it off
So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
Sir or Ma'm, would you please turn it the fuck up? Do it

I present to you, unleashed in the east
Best dressed in the west, sorted in the north
Without a doubt in the south
The queen of queen bees, lioness of Juda

Phoenix from the ashes risen
Undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion
On all five continents
World record holder with a high score
Of two gazillion in Tetris

Two-time recipient of the Nobel Prize
For super foxiest female ever
And war time consigliore to the Cosa Nostra

She split the atom, invented the X-ray
The cure for AIDS and the surprise blindfold greeting
She performed and choreographed the fights
For Bruce Lee in 'Enter the Dragon' and 'Game of Death'
And still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends

She sucker punched Einstein, outsmarted Ali
And even out-super-freaked Rick James
She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records
The most decorated professional field operative
In the industry and in the streets

With a perfect track record since kindergarten
Where she used to whoop schoolboy ass
She's listed in section 202
Of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being
Too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace

In this world of tension pressure and pain
She is known by men and women of all origin and faith
For her wisdom, compassion and relentless
Determination in the quest to get paid

You wanna rumble in my jungle
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space
I put my laser on stun
And on tha north pole I'll ice you son

You wanna thrilla in mah nilla
You'll be killer bee stung
Wanna taste of vanilla
Better watch your tongue

'Cause I'll hammer your toe
Like a pediatrician
Saw you in half
Like I'm a magician
Tear you down
Like I'm in demolition
Count you out
Like a mathematician

I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion
You ain't call the cops, you call the firestation

'Cause my love is so sweet
You'll be zoom, zoom, zoom
Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-boom
One left, one right thats how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups no need to supersize em'
Right now you probably thinking how she get in them jeans
Well I'm gifted all natural and burstin the seams

Konichiwa bitches

Konichiwa bitches

Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon
Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb
Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb
Comin in your mouth
Makes you say yum-yum

Hit the gong-gong
Bring the sumos on
I'm 'a kick ass all the way to hongkong
Make the balls bounce like a game of ping-pong
Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Siagon
Got nothing on me
'Cause you know you're so bum
Dom-didi-dom-didididi-dom-dom
Check the scenario
I'm 'a bust your ear drum
And leave you heads ringing
With the Ring-a-ding-dong
Busy on the mic
Since the day I was what?
(Born)
Check out my style it's the rock of what?
(Mo')
Shine is on me like a dog on what?
(Bone)
Fight the power
Put myself on the throne

You know when shit is getting heavy
Like it's weights a ton
I will run you down like a marathon
Tape you up good
Put you in the trunk
See you next Tuesday
You is a punk

Mi press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat come face mi wid somethin'
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin'
Ten haffi use so mi get di next dozen, fool!

Press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat come face mi wid somethin'
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin'
Ten haffi use so mi get di next dozen, fool!

Anytime they ready punahussy start war
See who now fi spread it out more pon di tar

My style is di bomb digi bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
Car rude boy no play with di bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
My style is di bomb digi bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
Car rude boy no play with di bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)

Punahussy siddung and a watch how man a live
Watch yah man a own a own roll big
Siddung and a plan fi come put man pon fridge
Memba when yuh dig hole a two yuh fi dig

Certain likkle bwoy we a stop deal wid
Claim seh dem a friend and dem badmind deh friend

My style is di bomb digi bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
Car rude boy no play with di bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
My style is di bomb digi bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
Car rude boy no play with di bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)

Mi press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat come face mi wid somethin'
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin'
Claim seh dem a friend and dem badmind deh friend

Any time you?re ready fool, any time start
One or two tota yangs pitch from my styla

My style is di bomb digi bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
Car rude boy no play with di bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
My style is di bomb digi bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
Car rude boy no play with di bomb dideng dideng digidigi
(Ooo)
...

(Alright)

Yeah, I heard about some guy that you beat pretty bad and got in the papers
Sure, you own a cool bar and I hear you get far with every waitress
Yeah, I saw you on the poster, your song is the bomb and you're outrageous
Sure, I see you're living' large with your crib and your cars and that's just great, but

Let me tell you how it'd be
You won't get with this you see
Cuz you can't handle me

Yeah, you make you big move and I see you're not used to being rejected
Sure, you making that call to your guy and I'm sure you're well connected
Yeah, judging from that line you just passed you are well known and respected
Sure, would me and my girls come participate in something you directed

Oohh..
Let me tell you how it'd be
You won't get with this you see
Cuz you can't handle me
It's a simple fact that you can't seem to handle me
Don't matter how you act with them you can't handle me
You got me, feel you got my back
But you're a selfish narcissistic psycho
Freaking bootlicking Nazi creep and
You can't handle me

Yeah, I think you're kinda cute when you try and act like you ain't looking
Sure, I think you're kinda fly and your ride âЂ“ Sure is off the hook and
Yeah, bet you could take my mind off of things for some time and take me shopping
Sure, you writing those rhymes and acts you produce are really kickin'

But, let me tell you how it'd be
You won't get with this you see
Cuz you can't handle me

It's just a simple fact that you can't seem to handle me
No matter how you act with them you can't handle me
It's just a simple fact that you can't seem to handle me
Don't matter how you act with them you can't handle me
You got me, feel you got my back
But you're a selfish narcissistic psycho
Freaking bootlicking Nazi pimp and
You can't handle me

Yeah, I heard about some guy that you beat pretty bad and got in the papers
Sure, you own a cool bar and I hear you get far with every waitress
Yeah, I saw you on the poster you song is the bomb and you're outrages
Sure, I see you're living' large with your crib and your cars and that's just great, but

Let me tell you how it'd be
You won't get with this you see
Cuz you can't handle me

It's just a simple fact that you can't seem to handle me
No matter how you act with them you can't handle me
It's just a simple fact that you can't seem to handle me
Don't matter how you act with them you can't handle me
You got me, feel you got my back
But you're a selfish narcissistic psycho
Freaking bootlicking Nazi creep and
You can't handle me

You're always up to no good
Your fingers in my cookiejar
You can have my checkbook, visa and my mastercard too
Ain't no price to high for what you do

You could be my dog
I would push your bailbonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right now

My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

Your car's a dump and you're broke
that's all right
I never liked them fancy guys
You don't even look good
god it aint right
but your story's acting out of sight

We could fall apart
I would push your bailbonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right now

My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

You're always up to no good
you catch on like a bonfire
every single worn out line is shiney and new
I never met a sweeter liar

you could be my king
I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie
we could fall in love
I could be the apple in your eye

My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to dooo
Is wasting my time on you

Take the vcr my new favourite thing to do
The keys to my house is wasting my time on a bum like you
the keys to my car
I don't need them no more My new favourite thing to do
give me the keys to your heart Is wasting my time on you

wasting my time on you

It's a good thing, tears never show in the pouring rain
As if a good thing ever could make up for all the pain
There'll be no last chance to promise to never mess it up again
Just a sweet pain of watching your back as you walk
As I'm watching you walk away
And now you're gone it's like an echo in my head
And I remember every word you said

It's a cold thing you never know all the ways I tried
It's a hard thing faking a smile when I feel like I'm falling apart inside
And now you're gone it's like an echo in my head
And I remember every word you said

And you never were, and you never will be mine
No, you never were, and you never will be mine

For the first time, there's no mercy in your eyes
And the cold wind is hitting my face and you're gone
And you're walking away
And I'm helpless sometimes
Wishing's just no good
Cause you don't see me like I wish you would

Cause you never were, and you never will be mine
No, you never were, and you never will be mine

There's a moment to seize everytime that we meet
But you have always keep passing me by

But you never were, and you never will be mine

(I saw you at the station, you had your arm around
Whats her name? She had on that scarf I gave you
you got down to tie her laces)

Cause you never were, and you never will be mine
(You looked happy and that's great)
No, you never were, and you never will be mine
(I just miss you, that's all)

Cause you never were, and you never will be mine
No, you never were, and you never will be mine

There's a moment to seize everytime that we meet
But you have always keep passing me by

No, you never were, and you never will be mine
Cause you never were, and you never will be mine
No, you never were, and you never will be mine

There's a moment to seize everytime that we meet
But you have always keep passing me by
No, you never were, and you never will be mine

Maybe we could make it all right
We could make it better sometime

Maybe we could make it happen, baby
We could keep trying
But things will never change
So I don't look back
Still I'm dying with every step I take
But I don't look back

Just a little, little bit better
Good enough to waste some time
Tell me would it make you happy, baby

We could keep trying
But things will never change
So I don't look back
Still I'm dying with every step I take
But I don't look back

We could keep trying
But things will never change
So I don't look back
Still I'm dying with every step I take
But I don't look back

And it hurts with every heartbeat
And it hurts with every heartbeat
And it hurts with every heartbeat

Good girls are pretty like all the time
I'm just pretty some of the time
Good girls are happy and satisfied
I won't stop asking until i die

I just can't deal with the rules
I can't take the pressure
It's got me saying oh yeah

Chorus
Who's that girl? That you dream of
Who's that girl? That you think you love
Who's that girl? What if i'm nothing like her
I know there's no such girl
I swear i can't take the pressure
Who's that girl?

Good girls don't say no or ask you why
I won't let you love me, until you really try (oh no)
Good girls are sexy like every day
I'm only sexy when i say it's ok

I just can't deal with the rules
I can't take the pressure
It's got me saying oh yeah

Chorus
Who's that girl? That you dream of
Who's that girl? That you think you love
Who's that girl? What if i'm nothing like her
I know there's no such girl
I swear i can't take the pressure
Who's that girl?

Let's play a game that you never tried
You be the girl and i'll be the guy
Let's pretend everything has changed
and then would you love me any different

I just can't deal with the rules
I can't take the pressure (oh no)
Who's that girl?

Chorus x 2
Who's that girl? That you dream of
Who's that girl? That you think you love
Who's that girl? What if i'm nothing like her
I know there's no such girl
I swear i can't take the pressure
Who's that girl?
Who's that girl?

Good evening ladies
This is your captain speaking
Were about to atempt a crashlanding
Were going down

I should write a song about you
And all the shit that you do
You don't even know what's up
But soon it all comes crashing down on you
Since we're on the subject
Tell me why your name is in the dictionary when I look up idiot
Check yourself it's very necessary

Stop listen what's that sound
Supersonic spinning round
You don't mind the fall until your face hits the ground

Crash and burn girl
Going down down down down down
Crash and burn girl
You don't mind the fall until your face hits the ground

You should have a sticker on you
Saying warning keep out
Yyou're the kinda girl that'll mess you up for
Life that's smashing up his car
Crying on his doorstep, waiting in the rain all night
And did you tell him you're the kind that never show your ugly side
Until you sticking like glue

Stop listen what's that sound
Supersonic spinning round
You don't mind the fall until your face hits the ground

Crash and burn girl
Going down down down down down
Crash and burn girl
You don't mind the fall until your face hits the ground

It's just that every time you mess it up like that I see myself in you
I've been there to
And there's so many times I stand beside and see what you're going through
Where you headed to

Stand By!

Crash and burn girl
Going down down down down down
Crash and burn girl
You don't mind the fall until your face hits the ground
Crash and burn girl
You keep on banging you head girl your shirt's all red
Crash and burn girl
You don't mind the fall until your face hits the ground

Hey now boy,
Where you've been?
Smashed up toy
Are you lost again?
Your circuits blown
Will you find your coordinates home?

Your batteries low
Did you crash again?
Robotboy, don't you need a friend?
Hey little droid,
Is your head on wrong?

Hey little prince
You've lost control
Calander boy are you growing old
Your radar's jammed
Shut your laser downs while you can

Hush now boy,
Please give in
Robotboy, you've reached the end
Hey little boy
Let your X-ray shine

There's an eclipse in your eye
where I used to shine
Every secret untold
is a planet aligned
Don't need prophets or preachers
to make sense of the signs
When the buried and hidden can be seen by the blind

You're right
Some words are just unspoken
So right
Then it all just falls apart

The day I break your heart

I caught my reflection
in the corner of your eye
You said "Don't even ask the question,
and I won't tell the lie"
Where there's no accusation
there's no need for denial
And if you hadn't heard that whisper
there'd be no tear to wipe from your eye

You're right
Some words are best unspoken
So right
Then it all just falls apart

The day I break your heart

Never took no advice
Not the foolish, not the wise
All the truth that I needed
was right there in your smile
Every prophecy written of what's going to be
All beginnings and endings, they're about you and me

You're right
Some words are best unspoken
So right
Until it all just falls apart
You're right
Some words are best unspoken
So right
Then it all just falls apart

The day I break your heart

I should have seen it coming, I should have fucking known
How could I let you play me, I don't even know

I should have seen it coming, I should have fucking known
How could I let you playing me, I don't even know

I'm such a fool I can't believe I let you in my life
you broke the rules but I should have known you do it all the time
Though we were cool but then again who am I kidding
It's every players favourite crime, to make you feel
Like it's all real, when it's a lie
And I should have known

I should have seen it coming, I should have fucking known
How could I let you play me, I don't even know

I should have seen it coming, I should have fucking known
How could I let you playing me, I don't even know

I should have known, my family they never did pretend
My mama felt, she never liked you neither did my friends
and when you blamed it all on me I should have known
that's what liers always try to do, it wasn't me,
It was you, you're the fool
And i should have known

I should have seen it coming, I should have fucking known
How could I let you play me, I don't even know

I should have seen it coming, I should have fucking known
How could I let you playing me, I don't even know

If your heart was simple just like mine is, then you would know just how it feels
When someone takes advantage of your kindness, you think you're never gonna heal
If your soul was deep just like mine is, then you would known not to give up
Keep my faith even through the darkness, yeah I still believe in love.

I still believe...

How could I let you play with me, I don't even know

It's like you're waiting for me to start
there's no right moment to break my heart

Boy you can tell me any time you like

We could talk any day of the week
I cry myself to sleep in my pink silk sheets

Boy you can tell me any time you like
Boy you can tell me any time you like

Under pressure
alright
Under pressure
you and I
Under pressure
love is uptight
Under pressure
yeah

I keep quiet and hope you forget
You know that kitchen table
let's buy it

Boy you can tell me anytime you like
anytime

If I was brave I wouldn't keep my mouth shut
But I'm selfish
I don't wanna give you up

Boy you can tell me anytime you like
Boy you can tell me anytime you like

Under pressure
alright
Under pressure
you and I
Under pressure
this love is uptight
Under pressure

Speaking:
Hey baby
(How ya doin'?)
How was your day?
What ya doin'?
(I said I love you..)
What ya thinkin' about?
(What ya thinkin' about?)
Tell me what's on your mind
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
(I love you) so much

Boy you can tell me any time you like

If you're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give you everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry
I'll jack u off

If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off

If you're tired of the masturbator
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if you like, I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off

I only do it for a worthy cause
Virginity or menopause
You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off

If u really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off

And if we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off

If you're chicken baby, come on here
If you're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off