NOFX
"And Now For Something Completely Similar"

CD lyrics: Hello, Welcome our CD
Can you hear the blatant similarity
To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat

Vinyl lyrics: Hello, welcome to our disc
Turn it louder, get your neighbors pissed
Or turn it down, it don't matter to me

Cassette lyrics: Hello, welcome to our cassette
Have you started feeling some regret
I guess you can't afford a CD