Monkey
"Sandy The River Demon"

Sandy:

ZI XIAO QIAN KUN CENG YOU DANG
Strong from youth, I made a tour around the whole wide world
YU DI JIA FENG JUAN LIAN JIANG
Then the Jade Emperor promoted me to Curtain-Raising General
SHI SHOU DA PO YU BO LI
By accident I broke a goblet of jade
ZAO BIAN LIU SHA DONG AN SHANG
And was banished to the River of Flowing Sands
NI GAN XING XIONG DAO WO MEN
Who dares to make a ruckus at my door?
LA RU LANG ZHONG DUO ROU JIANG
I will grab you in the water and chop you into little pieces!