Kevin Ayers
"Super Salesman"

Swell, they call me the super salesman'cause selling is all I do.I've got an endless stashOf expensive trashI want to sell to you--'cause I'm a super salesmanSuper super salesman;I'm a super salesman,That's what I am!
You can tell I'm a genuine personFrom my haircut to my shoes.Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed..Guaranteed to lose!I'm a super salesman, etc.
But you'll be doing yourself a favourAnd you know that I'm sincere;I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this crapIt's music to the ears.Now listen to me:
Sell, sell.

I've got things to save you moneyI've got things to save you time;So you can use the timeTo earn the cashTo buy this trash of mineI'm a super salesman, etc.
Yes I'm the universal salesmanYou can find me anywhere;Take a good look inside of yourselfYou'll find a salesman there.And you're the super salesman,Super super salesman;You're the super salesman,That's what you are.
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;Sell yourself, it's later than you think;Super salesman,Super super salesman, etc.Uper salesman