Half Man Half Biscuit
"Sealclubbing"


I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwichWhen a man walked up to me"Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion"Oh-ow-ohPossibly, yesFound myself standing amongst a score or so of aging grans and grandadsWhen a frail voice asked of me"Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tensionPlease let me in front of you so I can cash my pension"Oh-ow-ohFuck off, noFrank was going through a state of depression in his bedroomWhen he reached out for the jarHe swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvetBut a Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right wayOoh ooh oohTo kill yourselfDown beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallionWhen the stallion said to meSongtexte"That's the third biro that you've broken, all day I can not waitYou can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead, mate""Ooh ooh" said the stallionOoohMe and my girl sealclubbingMe and my girl out on the iceMe and my girl sealclubbingMe and my girl, oh so niceMe and my girl sealclubbingMe and my girl out on the iceMe and my girl sealclubbingMe and my girl, a cool paradise