Half Man Half Biscuit
"Our Tune"


You said you’d found me helpless on the A47Shouting at the passers by that Alan BrazilSeems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance BandAnd now you want to put me in the ambulanceBut I don’t want to go in the ambulanceI asked if you would like to go along toSee the Rocky Horror Picture ShowYou said you’d love to so I murdered your family‘Cos I hate the Rocky Horror Picture ShowBesides I’m going browsing round hardware shopsYou’ll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairwayTrying in vain to wave a fourball throughI’ll understand if you should walk straight past meIdeally though I hope you’d call an ambulanceUnless of course you’re…Sampling Alessi in St NeotsOr chasing Bunty James round Hilton ParkOh, Oh Lori in St NeotsIs this me or is this Dead-Shot Keen?Hello, this is JoanieThis plectrum once belonged to you know whoGrocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your backGo into town