Frank Zappa
"SEX"

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)Ray white (guitar, vocals)Roy estrada (vocals)Bob harris (boy soprano)Ike willis (vocals)Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)Tommy mars (keyboards)Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)Ed mann (percussion)Scott thunes (bass)Chad wackerman (drums)Vinnie colaiuta (drums)Craig steward (harmonica)Dick fegy (mandolin)Marty krystall (saxophone)
What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere? SexWhen they wanna be suave 'n' debonairSex
What's poppin' up the most from coast to coastSexAt yer bongo party an' yer weenie roastSex
Even them christians who are born againSexGo out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' thenSex
Do ya do or don't ya don'tSexBet yer lyin' if ya say ya won'tSex
Some girls try it 'n' go on a dietThen they worry 'cause they's too fatWho wants t'ride on a ironin' board? That ain't no fun...i tried me one

Grow that meat all over yer bonesWork the wall with the local jones'n' while you do it, remember this lineThe sniffer says it all the time
"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'The bigger the cushion..."
Makes no difference if you're young or oldSexDon't you act like it's made of goldSex
Ladies they need it just like the guysSexMaybe you could use a protein surpriseSex
Any time, anywhereSexWhy d'ya think it's growin' thereSex
Some girls try it 'n' they don't like itThey complain 'cause it don't lastWho wants to ride on a debutante? They talks too much...they moves too fast
Watch the scenery while you rideYou can be very warm inside'n' when the train goes 'round the bendCheck the shrub'ry on the other end
"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'The bigger the cushion..."