Dan Reeder
"Pussy Titty"

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who wrote all the jokes on the wall in the men's room?
well i know it wasn't me and it couldn’t been you
'cause all the jokes you know i know too
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who drew all the pictures on the wall in the men's room?
well i know it wasn't you and it might've been me
how could you draw what you’ve never seen?
hoo hoo

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who put the crack and the soap on the sink in the men’s room?
well a man is a man is a man is a man
If ya pee on your fingers gotta wash your hands
hoo hoo

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who cast their vote on the wall in the men’s room?
well i hope to god the word never gets around
that a vote on a men’s room wall don’t count
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