Carpenters
"Man Smart, Woman Smarter"

Let us put man and woman together
And see which one is smarter
Some say man but I say no
The woman got the man like a puppet show

It ain't me, it's the people that say
The men are leading the women astray
But I say that the women today
Are smarter than men in every way

Well, that's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter

Little boy sat down and cried
An old man passing asked him why
He said I can't do what the big boys do
Old man sat down and he cried too

It ain't me, it's the people that say
The men are leading the women astray
But I say that the women today
Are smarter than men in every way

That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
(Wrong)

That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
Well, that's right, the women are smarter
Smarter than man in every way